What is Josh Beckett?
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Pitcher for the Red Sox. Has become almost a guaranteed win. Is deeply considering pitching a few innings of game 7 of the ALCS (if we get there) when he just pitched 8 innings in game 5. See also
Red Sox Nation: CRAP! We're down 3 games to 1!
Me: Josh Beckett is pitching.
Red Sox Nation: CRAP! We're down 3 games to 2!
Me: Move on.
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Pitcher, Former World Series MVP with the marlins, Now plays for the Boston Red Sox and enjoys giving up 7 runs an outing. He also touches little boys
Guy 1:Josh Beckett is pitching tonight!
Guy 2: Fuckin A!
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