Josh Beckett

What is Josh Beckett?


1.

Pitcher for the Red Sox. Has become almost a guaranteed win. Is deeply considering pitching a few innings of game 7 of the ALCS (if we get there) when he just pitched 8 innings in game 5. See also phenomenon.

Red Sox Nation: CRAP! We're down 3 games to 1!

Me: Josh Beckett is pitching.

Red Sox Nation: CRAP! We're down 3 games to 2!

Me: Move on.

See baseball, red sox, phenomenon, pitcher

2.

Pitcher, Former World Series MVP with the marlins, Now plays for the Boston Red Sox and enjoys giving up 7 runs an outing. He also touches little boys

Guy 1:Josh Beckett is pitching tonight!

Guy 2: Fuckin A!

See boston red sox, baseball, pitchers, mvp


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