What is Joshed?
1.
Screwed beyond fixing. A word that describes how screwed a person is.
Wow...fuck your life. You're so joshed <shakes head in disapproval>
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2.
A term specific to the construction idustry that means you were severly shorted material or were sent the wrong material by the estimator that estimated your job.
Hey Ben, it's Tom. Can you check a job for me. I think I fuckin' got joshed again.
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3.
to dump the long time girlfriend unexpectedly for a hot new proposition and then dissapearing for long amounts of time
Dude, he joshed that girl hardcore for emily, she never saw that shit coming!
4.
i.e. "high." when you have smoked too much weed and therefore are Joshed.
"im so Joshed right now." "let's go get Joshed"
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5.
To almost cum or get off, but not quite.
Sometimes caused by an untimely phone call by your friend josh.
Man, I was on top of him and about to get off, but the phone rang!!! I got joshed.
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6.
British slang. Means cant be bothered.
Guy1: Comin out tonight man?
Guy: Naaah, can't be joshed.
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7.
The act of befriending a male in order to establish a relationship with a friend or acquaintance he has contact with.
"I've been Joshed! It turns out that the new girl Kathy was friendly to me, just to get to my friend Kosta."
“I’m sorry Mark that I kept my relationship with your friend Spiro a secret, we wanted to wait and see if the relationship became serious before we told you. I just don’t want you to feel that you were Joshed.”
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