What is Josiah?
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Josiah was King of the Jews from 640 BC-609 BC. He became king at the tender age of 8. He brought back the Jewish people to their God. King Josiah was killed after he attacked King Necho which was in opposition to the will of God.
Dude did you see that Jew's horns? No he must have had them removed like King Josiah.
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Sexy bitch, too attractive for his own good, and silver tongued like the fucking devil.
The biblical Josiah was King of the Jews, and he got mad hos.
Josiah's got a monster cock, don't make him dick-whip you Jew's in shape.
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to barley touch or to graze someones butt without grabbing or
without slapping it.
wow did you just see me i totally pulled a josiah!!
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an extremely, unimaginably large head.
dude put down your beer and come check out the josiah on that girl!!!
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adjective: a state of mind in which you crave the taste and texture of fecal matter being mashed between your tounge and pallete. you also enjoy farting on hot women/playing with your meat knot.
"I was so hungry yeseterday but not for a hamburger i was totally craving a josiah"
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an uncircum sized penis.
dude, did you see that josiah on that kid today in the locker room? raunchy shit man.
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