Josie

What is Josie?


1.

The head sexy girl (as in Josie and the Pussycats). The alpha female in any group of hotties. The decision-maker for any group of popular, sexy girls. Usually not very nice, but always a dime. Boss bitch.

No one gets invited until it's cleared with Amanda first. She's the Josie around here.

See boss, leader, sexy, bitch, alpha

2.

She is my best friend and forever will be. Who is always there and I can always count on her either to keep a secret or blab something I told her to pass on

Person: Who is that girl?

Me: Oh that's just my Josie!

See beautiful, best friend, sister, amazing, great

3.

A term for a person (usually used for females only) who is one or all of the following:

A) Unreasonably violent.

B) Nice one minute, then suddenly lashes out in anger (though usually in a comic fashion).

C) Secretly mafia.

Example for A or B)

Person 1: (Is hit by person 2) Ow! You're such a josie, you know!

Person 2: (hits them again)

Example for C) Omg, have you heard? She's been a josie all along!

See mafia, violent, female, ow

4.

A name commonly short for Josephine, Josette, Guiseppa, etc.

Josie is an avid fan of Aerosmith.

See jossi, josey, jay-z, hosie, Jossi

5.

A sexy girl, who loves to spend time with guys. a girl who doesnt care much about money but she loves things that comes from the heart.

that girls so sweet! shes such a Josie!

See josephine, josefa, joselyn, joslyn

6.

any girl that drives a guy crazy in every sense of the word.

I like her but, this Josie will be the end of me.

See crazy, woman, bitch, lady, ruca

7.

The affect of getting hit in the head with a brick.

did you really just say that? did you get josied?

See dumb, slow, stupid, forgetful, dim


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