What is Joss Stone?
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Barbie doll teenage pop singer, cynically marketed as a serious and mature soul artiste. Contrary to popular belief and marketing hype, not actually from the mean streets of Harlem or Detroit, but from the nice middle class suburb of Kent in England.
Not that you'd realise this from her songs or videos, which usually feature her in some massive New York loft apartment wailing about her boyfriend who is twice her age.
Another in a long line of teenage singers irresponsibly promoted as serious adults and mature idols to their teenage fanbase who ultimately will be committing mass suicide or downing truckloads of Prozac when they realise that life is not all groovy Soho lofts and laid back hippy chick love.
Average Person 1: Shouldn't Joss Stone in school right now?
Average Person 2: Nah, her record company are making a shitload of money out of passing her off as a soul singer.
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piece of shit soul singer. doesn't know anything and makes very gay music.
u hear that joss stone joint?
ya its a piece of shit
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An extremely talented soul singer aged 17.
Joss Stone rocks- need I say more?
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The most amazing live act in the entire world!
Me: OMG I SAW JOSS STONE IN CONCERT, AND SHE LOOKED AT ME AND SMILED, AND I TOUCHED HER ARM!
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Absolutely toooo cool. Not to mention the best hippie since
Joss Stone is the daughter of soul
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A beautiful Caucasian pop star who has some mad soul... can outsing Xtina, Mariah and Whitney.
Forget those lame teeny bopper pop tarts & tacky, ghetto r&b singers... Joss Stone is the best.
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