Jourdan

What is Jourdan?

Badass mofo usually reffered to as a Chuck Norris. NOt as cool as Bear Grylls, but pretty damn close.

These sandwiches are so jourdan!!!!!!

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Pretty Blonde Girl, a beautiful soul.

is apart of the Blonde Mafia.

"Hey did you see that jourdan..she was about to rock your world..until she kicked your ass."

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to lick cockroaches in a circular motion and then stick them on your nipples

to please my girl, i totally pulled a jourdan

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