What is Joust?
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1. A medieval contest of arms wherein two
2. When two men make simultaneous sexual entry into the same orifice.
1. Sir Lancelot was unbeatable in the joust.
2. The two porn actors had a joust in her juicy pussy.
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A term originated from the Eastern Suburbs of Sydney, Australia, meaning to reproduce with a female in a public arena. The term is derived from the medievil jousting contest, which was a public affair, viewed by thousands.
"Uh Steve, what were you doing in the park at 5 in the morining?"
"Jousting with Lenore"
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A sleezy sexual act.
"Man, you just joust that bitch in my bedroom?"
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A boy or girl who repetively talks to a person on the internet or phone texting while indirectly leading them on. The person may seem like they care when talking in writing but in in reality, when you ask them if they want to hang out or go somewhere, whether it be face to face or over the phone; there immediate response is "NO!", and they are a Joust. Some people commonly used Bagarble as a term to replace Joust.
Ex. Boy: I asked her to go the the movies but she begarbled me, and turned me down.
Usage- That girl is a Joust for turning me down.
Phone Text
Boy: Hey want to hang out sometime?!
Girl: Yea! Maybe next weekend!
Face-to-face
Boy: Hey want to see a movie?
Girl: NO, I cant.
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to give "head".... best if used on friends
"damn Yvonne Tran, ur mom jousted me so hard yesterday... i cant even walk straight."
"HEY EVERYONE, Yvonne Tran jousted me and my dad"
"Joust or What?!?"
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Verb- To Joust:
a.To screw someone over.
b.To overdo something.
c.To want something really bad.
"Dog you really jousted me on that dub sack, It was like a bowl and a half at best"
"Your two hours late, why'd you joust me like that?"
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sexual intercourse, or euphemism for it.
I am going to joust her.
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