What is Jousting?
1.
When two naked men with erections run straight at each other really fast, the first one to cry loses.
Man Bill and I were jousting so hard last night I almost split my ball sack
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2.
when a man runs towards a woman lying on a bed with her legs spread and penetrates her
Dude i was jousting this bitch last night but i missed once or twice
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3.
A medieval sport where two men ride at each other on horseback wielding a large pole.
Henry VIII enjoyed jousting with Phillip
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4.
To go hill walking with platonic male friends all the while exchanging jokes about rimming, sodomy and friends who may or may not be serial murderers. Usually takes place on a Sunday afternoon.
Peter: "Hey John, the weather looks alright outside, fancy going jousting this afternoon."
John: "Yeah that sounds good. I have access to the Freestyler this afternoon so I'll pick you up around 1pm"
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5.
When two circumsized men with erections smash their penis heads into each other much like rams do. The act is said to bring heightened sexual orgasm.
Eric and Mark loved getting together in the old warehouse and having a good old fashioned jousting match. Mark loved the feel of Eric's slippery slimey precum as their pee holes kissed each other.
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6.
*The act of ramming your pole in someone elses hole...*
*Lets Joust! Ram your pole in my hole!*
7.
The process involving 2 naked men running head-on to each other with erections. The two penii clashing together will cause one to snap off. For bonus points the winner must insert the winning member into the loser's blood-stained urethra.
Often used during Bro Rape.
-Hey man, I went jousting yesterday and my dick snapped off and went in my eye! Man what a weekend!
"Is that a bloody vagina?"
"No, me and my buddy were jousting last night and my cock snapped off"
"..... cool."
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