Jova

What is Jova?

Jumping Over Vaginas All-the-time: Being oblivious to obvious opportunities to get laid.

He was so totally JOVA, he just couldn't tell she wanted to sleep with him even though she was caressing his balls.

She's always complaing about not getting laid, but it's just cus she's JOVA.

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