Jovan Raices

What is Jovan Raices?


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1) ((LIAR)) and ((CHEATER))

2) dating a ((SKANK/HOOD-RAT)) like eleni letsou (also check out eleni letsou here on urban dictionary)

3) thinks he's cool cuz he's ((MEXICAN))

4) thinks he's cool cuz he has ((GLASSES))

5) ((CHEATS)) on all his girlfriends

6) makes that ((STUPID FACE)) when he thinks he's being slick (well guess what, he's not)

7) thinks he's totally ((SLICK))

8) has ((MESSED UP)) teeth

9) likes to think he's a ((PIMP))

10)ally holder's ((BITCH))

11)calls his dick ((FRED))

Synonyms:

fat

ugly

cheater

liar

cock sucker

cock sucking mother fucker

pussy

bitch

penis with ears

mexican bitch

mexican pussy

bitch-ass liar

the world's sloppy seconds

ugly mother fucker

'this man has no penis'

'this man has a pussy'

man whore

dumb fuck

dumb ass

me: u cheated on me with ally!

jovan: that's disgusting!

me: didn't stop you from being her fuck buddy before you started going out with me now did it?!

jovan: .....

me: uh huh...BITCH!! go fuck yourself!

jovan: .:walks away with nuttin to say like a lil pussy:.


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