Jown

What is Jown?

To jawesomely own someone or something.

See jawesome and own.

I friggin jown u noob!

Jown = Jacking Off With Noose. This acronym is used to describe the act of holding a noose around ones neck while masterbating profusely.

Man, I can't wait to get home and Jown.

I woke up last night to Michael Jowning.

I've got a Jowning headache.

See masterbate, noose, jacking off, jack, rubbing

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