Jowned

What is Jowned?


1.

A variant of the word owned, where the J is simply added in front of "owned" (the J is used when trying to imitate a Jamaican). Mostly used in video games.

"Hey Sam, guess what? I just Jowned that guy in the jeep with my zero! He never knew what hit him."

2.

Being owned by embarrassment by a person named Joe, where the person is someone annoying or unpleasant to interact with. For further details, see the urban dictionary definition of owned.

I just got Jowned again! The fucked won't leave me alone!

See owned, joe, douchebag

3.

When someone with the name John-Jon-Joe-Joel or anything with J-O in it, owns pwnssomeone.

man, you just got Jowned.

did you see Bobby get Jowned?

See owned, pwned, pwn3d, own3d, ownage


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