What is Joyner Surprise?
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A hatchet concealed in a plastic or paper grocery bag. Usually carried in public by little old ladies for protection from neighborhood criminals. Named after May, the first and only elderly person to reveal this neat trick to me.
Trying to steal Mrs. May's purse will only get you a Joyner surprise.
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A girl whose body is covered in gross hair. Although she tries to shave it, she will always be known as the hairy beast. Gross.
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the name it burger from mc donalds. "homestyle beef, dijon mustard, red onion"
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