Joyner Surprise

What is Joyner Surprise?


1.

A hatchet concealed in a plastic or paper grocery bag. Usually carried in public by little old ladies for protection from neighborhood criminals. Named after May, the first and only elderly person to reveal this neat trick to me.

Trying to steal Mrs. May's purse will only get you a Joyner surprise.

See elderly, old, hatchet, bag, self defense


30

Random Words:

1. Windows Operated Pentium Abiotic Robot Wopar, was first conceived as a prank, through a series of college parties at M.I.T. In the ..
1. Another feeble attempt to make a Sonic cartoon. Is often seen with Chris and humans that shouldn't be in the story in the first pla..
1. I need a girl. Term people use when in desparate need of a girlfried. Dude I.N.A.G. like right now because i need a bj..