What is Joyner Surprise?
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A hatchet concealed in a plastic or paper grocery bag. Usually carried in public by little old ladies for protection from neighborhood criminals. Named after May, the first and only elderly person to reveal this neat trick to me.
Trying to steal Mrs. May's purse will only get you a Joyner surprise.
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Random Words:
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(a) To be infested with headlice.
(b) A word nobody knows and few can spell.
Can you spell Pediculous?..
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A BMW 745. Referring to the essence of time a quarter to 8 is 7:45.
He is was ridding around in the Quarter to 8.
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