What is Joyner Surprise?
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A hatchet concealed in a plastic or paper grocery bag. Usually carried in public by little old ladies for protection from neighborhood criminals. Named after May, the first and only elderly person to reveal this neat trick to me.
Trying to steal Mrs. May's purse will only get you a Joyner surprise.
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A political movement originally described by political science professor Kenneth Minogue in 2009. The fact that this movement has existe..
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Slang for big, huge, throbbing, rock-hard cock.
On your knees baby I got your cure for lockjaw right here!..
