What is Joyner Surprise?
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A hatchet concealed in a plastic or paper grocery bag. Usually carried in public by little old ladies for protection from neighborhood criminals. Named after May, the first and only elderly person to reveal this neat trick to me.
Trying to steal Mrs. May's purse will only get you a Joyner surprise.
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The Inviolate one, the Intoccabile
One who knows no fear.
"I slew my own father here 2 years ago, for I am the intoccabile."..
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The disability of spotting them until they act i.e not being able to use ones gaydar
Joe: I dunno why but I can never spot a gay guy un..
