What is Joyner Surprise?
1.
A hatchet concealed in a plastic or paper grocery bag. Usually carried in public by little old ladies for protection from neighborhood criminals. Named after May, the first and only elderly person to reveal this neat trick to me.
Trying to steal Mrs. May's purse will only get you a Joyner surprise.
See
Random Words:
1.
a cool dimwitt who has never eaten a carrot b4
Leigh is a ziggumbump..
1.
to get a cum shot in the eye and to loose sight for at least an hour.
Dude i gave her at least three doofshanglers in one weekend.
See..
