What is Joyner Surprise?
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A hatchet concealed in a plastic or paper grocery bag. Usually carried in public by little old ladies for protection from neighborhood criminals. Named after May, the first and only elderly person to reveal this neat trick to me.
Trying to steal Mrs. May's purse will only get you a Joyner surprise.
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