What is Joyner Surprise?
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A hatchet concealed in a plastic or paper grocery bag. Usually carried in public by little old ladies for protection from neighborhood criminals. Named after May, the first and only elderly person to reveal this neat trick to me.
Trying to steal Mrs. May's purse will only get you a Joyner surprise.
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a delicious beverage made with icecream, identical except in name to a milkshake.
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1. a magic phrase that makes impossible things work, like abrakadabra.
2. an expression of joy; huzzah
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The act of getting completely smashed and doing something dumb.
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