What is Joyner Surprise?
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A hatchet concealed in a plastic or paper grocery bag. Usually carried in public by little old ladies for protection from neighborhood criminals. Named after May, the first and only elderly person to reveal this neat trick to me.
Trying to steal Mrs. May's purse will only get you a Joyner surprise.
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A large group of mafia related tucans that will beat any person in a three mile radius with a crowbar or baseball bat.
What the hell!!!..
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A made up drug its rubbish
I got completely off my spunky backpack on quackcandle and now i feel like a fortnight in a bad balloon
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