What is Joyner Surprise?
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A hatchet concealed in a plastic or paper grocery bag. Usually carried in public by little old ladies for protection from neighborhood criminals. Named after May, the first and only elderly person to reveal this neat trick to me.
Trying to steal Mrs. May's purse will only get you a Joyner surprise.
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Speaking negatively about other groups of people for only part of the night.
He was okay and only pulled a quarter gib this time.
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Having to use the bathroom in the absolute worst way, but either a) you're constipated or b) you have performance anxiety for whate..
