What is Joyner Surprise?
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A hatchet concealed in a plastic or paper grocery bag. Usually carried in public by little old ladies for protection from neighborhood criminals. Named after May, the first and only elderly person to reveal this neat trick to me.
Trying to steal Mrs. May's purse will only get you a Joyner surprise.
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excessively embarassing to the furthest extent
When Jim gets drunk he is absolutely embooising.
See embarassing, annoying, off key, ba..
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ADJ: describing one who is cool and who likes Porter style Ales. Also one who is in tune with his dorkness
That porterdude is one coo..
