What is Joyner Surprise?
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A hatchet concealed in a plastic or paper grocery bag. Usually carried in public by little old ladies for protection from neighborhood criminals. Named after May, the first and only elderly person to reveal this neat trick to me.
Trying to steal Mrs. May's purse will only get you a Joyner surprise.
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Someone who will do anything sexual, with anyone, for a quarter
Hey bob, lend me a dime, i don't have enough money to get blown by..
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Something so great that even jesus himself would find it pleasing (in the pants).
Bob gave a jesustacular performance in bed...
