What is Joyner Surprise?
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A hatchet concealed in a plastic or paper grocery bag. Usually carried in public by little old ladies for protection from neighborhood criminals. Named after May, the first and only elderly person to reveal this neat trick to me.
Trying to steal Mrs. May's purse will only get you a Joyner surprise.
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An expression meaning you’re surprised. It's a different way of saying, "Holy crap!"
“Holy crapola, it’s raining!”
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diarrhoea of such severity that it burns the anus.
that bloody cup of tea i had at the snooker club gave me a terrible ringburner.
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Some one so fat they look like a huge mountain. When they run, the ground usually shakes.Moving mountains are loners, who usually smell ..
