What is Joyner Surprise?
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A hatchet concealed in a plastic or paper grocery bag. Usually carried in public by little old ladies for protection from neighborhood criminals. Named after May, the first and only elderly person to reveal this neat trick to me.
Trying to steal Mrs. May's purse will only get you a Joyner surprise.
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State of constantly living beyond your means because your parents happen to have a savings account.
Joe didn't pay his college tui..
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Where one ignores the phone when a unpopular person calls, so you dont have to suffer the grief of the other popular kids.
"Aww ma..
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Where you fuck a girl in the ass and fist her at the same time.
Me and this one girl did the Holeinator all night long!
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