Joypoodle

What is Joypoodle?


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"when males take a leak / piss shortly after having sex it usually sprays in all directions and makes ur girlfriends bathroom floor quite a mess. However at those times this shit don’t matter…. she's lying on her bed and the grin on ur face is too big to care!"

James: Did u go and visit Lee Tramp yesterday

Ben: Yea i love that girl, after a 30 min fuckfest i left the meanest JoyPoodle on her bathroom floor"... (Ben kicks over & wipes his sneakers on James)

James: Nasty Fuck, lets smoke a spliff now

See piss, urinate


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