Joystick Master

What is Joystick Master?


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noun/adj.

Some fagbag who can't go for an hour car ride without playing a computer game on his laptop, which can only be played via headset while sitting in the backseat to provide ultimate reaction space. This person is usually above the adult age of 24 yet thinks hes pretty smooth wearing those roller skate shoes that 7 year olds whip around on. Also, they generally have no conversational skills at all, thus resulting in constant movie quotes at social gatherings such as dinner.

Steven was a total joystick master last night. He had a drink at the bar then said he felt sick and left, probably to go converse with other final fantasy members via internet.

See fag, nerd, loser, dork, joystick, master, freakshow


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