J.p. Gertums

What is J.p. Gertums?

When a man forces a women to give him oral sex, and then lays her out on the floor and ejaculates all over her body.

Also used when someone is verbally or mentally destroyed.

"Bitch get on the floor" "Okay!" "ohh yeah, you just got J.P. Gerted"

"This test is so easy." "It's not as easy as your mom" A verbal J.P. Gertums...

See wrecked, hilarious, champion, oral, ejaculation

Schwimmer

1. 1. (proper noun) Cute, lovable actor. Ross on the long-running TV series "Friends". 2. (verb) A sexual fetish; a man's..

Shamplosion

1. Occurs when a shampoo, conditioner or soap bottle explodes in one's suitcase, spewing the contents of the bottle all over the conte..

Bumboclot

1. King of all curse words, never say to a Jamaican, unless you want your ass beat. Also, bloodclot, pussyclot and pussyhole. Never to be ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

J.p. Gertums Edit Meaning