J.p. Gertums

What is J.p. Gertums?

When a man forces a women to give him oral sex, and then lays her out on the floor and ejaculates all over her body.

Also used when someone is verbally or mentally destroyed.

"Bitch get on the floor" "Okay!" "ohh yeah, you just got J.P. Gerted"

"This test is so easy." "It's not as easy as your mom" A verbal J.P. Gertums...

See wrecked, hilarious, champion, oral, ejaculation

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