What is J.p. Gertums?
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When a man forces a women to give him oral sex, and then lays her out on the floor and ejaculates all over her body.
Also used when someone is verbally or mentally destroyed.
"Bitch get on the floor" "Okay!" "ohh yeah, you just got J.P. Gerted"
"This test is so easy." "It's not as easy as your mom" A verbal J.P. Gertums...
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One who jerks off into a sock in order to not make a mess.
"OMG this sock is filthy, have you been sockdewelling again?"
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Portmanteau of queer and Canadian. It is basically a gay Canadian.
Dude, that queernadian gave me a blowjob again.
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To stand on the left side of the escalator and not walk, as is proper Washington, DC Metro protocol; to not follow the "stand left,..
