What is J.p. Gertums?
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When a man forces a women to give him oral sex, and then lays her out on the floor and ejaculates all over her body.
Also used when someone is verbally or mentally destroyed.
"Bitch get on the floor" "Okay!" "ohh yeah, you just got J.P. Gerted"
"This test is so easy." "It's not as easy as your mom" A verbal J.P. Gertums...
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1. Casual blessing of Oakvillian origin meaning "good on ya."
"Heard you wrecked your boat. Good onion b'y."
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Vitamins and minerals essential to the daily diet that can be obtained by consumption of female genitalia.
Dude 1: Did you eat her out ..