What is Jpirate?
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Noun: "amazingly awesome friend who has good taste in movies and music and will sit on your driveway with you and talk at 2/3 oclock in the morning, and who always lets you talk to her even if you dump a boatload of emotional crap that nobody else cares about on her" - Dough Kitty
See also: JP, oaojen
EX: JP hurdles like the wind.
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Random Words:
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1: You get a sock (preferably a long soccer sock)
2: Take a large crap in the sock
3: Wet the sock down with fluids if it is not gooey..