J.p.t. Edit Meaning

1. culinary mishap involving a massive fumble of freshly prepared food. "dude, I pulled a total pizza pants with this plate of spaghe..

1. A mother who is convinced that her child is a genius. Mensa Mommy has given birth to Jesus H. Christ, or at least the next best thing. ..

1. a awesome town just because we kick your ass in every sport doesnt mean you need to get jelous. platte city KICKS ASS dont be hatin ..