Jquery

What is Jquery?


1.

A javascript library inferior to the ASP AJAX libraries in every way.

Seriously, Matt, don't use jQuery. Ever.

See programming, javascript, jquery, ajax

2.

A javascript library written by John Resig. Its intent is to make DOM querying and manipulation easier. It removes the pain of cross-browser compatibility issues.

var myspan = $("#myspan"); //using jQuery

instead of,

var myspan = document.getElementById("myspan"); //standard and drawn out way

See ajax, ui, query, dom

3.

A FAR superior JavaScript framework that makes ASP AJAX and its proponents feel like little bitches.

Tom, WTF is the matter with you?! Use jQuery or DIE....bitch!

See jquery, programming, javascript


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