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I HOPE YOU LEAVE ENOUGH ROOM FOR MY FIST CUZ IM GONNA RAM THROUGH YOUR STOMACH AND BREAK YOUR GODDAMN SPINE!!!
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An injury caused by excessive masturbation in a man over the age of 30.
Girl: Aw, what happened? Why is your arm in that sling?
Guy: I..