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A person who looks at porn and jerks off their whole life, but they cant get a girl.
1 : Stop looking at porn Orgazmatron.
2 : Ja..
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A position in the Palma Sutra, the ancient discourse on self-pleasure, slopscotch is when you squat down and grab hold of your protubera..
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When you are done having drunk sex, place a funnel in her mouth then proceed to piss, cum, and finally, shit in the funnel!
After we ha..
