J_smith

What is J_smith?


1.

Homo-erotic coastguard member

J_Smith is only gay when underway

2.

<noun> <person, knuckledragging>

Arfcom doofus. Regularly likes to post in as retarded a manner as possible on the BEST website online, ar15

Usually regarded as a slow witted mouth-breathing bipedal mammal. Generally does not make sense, except to itself.

All your J_Smiths are belong to me.

3.

AKA Coastie_Walrus. A member of the US Coast Guard. Has big guns, might be gay.

<J_Smith> Hey guys check out my huge gun

4.

All-seeing all knowing god who oversees Arfcom; an impecable warrior and man of virtue. Strong and notable. Fearless. Gun nut

J_Smith is the shiznit......he been playah hatin' see 1984 beeaches....recognize.


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