J-theory

What is J-theory?


1.

"n. A theological theory that considers the implications of the literal approximations of heaven and hell in the afterlife.

If both heaven and hell exist in the afterlife then they must at some point lie side by side one another, sharing a common border.

It is absurd to think that this border would exist in a peaceful manner hence, J-Theory concludes that this division between heaven and hell exists in a constant state of aggression and war."

- DowntownJ

"When I die give me a heavenly sword and let me continue the fight against evil!"

- DowntownJ (speaking about J-Theory)

See downtownj, j, j-theory, theory, heaven, hell, god, satan, downtownj

2.

"n. A theological theory that considers the implications of the literal approximations of heaven and hell in the afterlife.

If both heaven and hell exist in the afterlife then they must at some point lie side by side one another, sharing a common border.

It is absurd to think that this border would exist in a peaceful manner hence, J-Theory concludes that this division between heaven and hell exists in a constant state of aggression and war."

- DowntownJ

"When I die give me my heavenly sword and let me continue this fight against evil!"

- DowntownJ (speaking about J-Theory)

See downtownj, j, j-theory, theory, heaven, hell, god, satan, downtownj


33

Random Words:

1. A bitch; refers to when some yanks on your pocket, they are your bitch. Matt is such a pocket yank, he told me to fuck off. See bitch,..
1. To take a nasty dump. Man, I've really got to go punish the porcelain! See Mike 1. To take a nasty dump. Man, I've really..
1. When something is so humanly impossible, stupid yet somehow amazing. (Pronunciation = Re-dik-you-lish-us) *Johnny catches a fish with ..