Juanes

What is Juanes?

Born Juan Esteban Aristizabal.

Internationally famous Columbian pop singer known for his socially conscious lyrics, catchy songs, and incredibly hot appearance.

Currently has three albums:

Fijate Bien

Un Dia Normal

Mi Sangre

Famous for his hit single "A Dios Le Pido"

"Did you hear the new Juanes song on the radio?"

"Uh, yeah. I totally went to the concert."

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