What is Juanica?
1.
once every five years, a whale with antlers, crawls out of the ocean to molest small children.
Don't go outside today Bradley, it's the year of Juanica.
2.
whales with antlers beating the shit out of ghetto mother fuckers and towel heads
there aint no fucking word
3.
Fresh pot of coffee in an architects office, dublin, ireland.
That's a lovely brew of juanica.
If you send me another fresh Juanica, i'll beat the shit out of you !
