What is Jub Jub?
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Selma Bouvier's (Marge Simpson's sister) pet iguana. The one constant companion in a life that has men who come and go.
When Selma walked away from Troy McClure, jub jub was right there with her. Personally, I think she has sex with that thing. They seem so "close".
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Conan O'brien's meaningless punchline
"Bottom of the ninth, two outs, heres the pitch. Long drive, way back, way back; IT'S A JUB JUB!
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Phonetic form of "kiss kiss" in Thai.
It's time for me to go now. Take care. Jub jub!
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Jub jubs are words that don't have a real meaning so people can make up whatever meaning they want for it.
a jub jub is a child who has been shaving for 10 years and he is only 9 so therefore he was shaving in his mothers whom
a jub jub is when you are the oldest kid in your grade, and you are supposed to be a grade higher, but youd still be the oldest, and you like the cock
a jub jub is a young african american boy reaching puberty who expresses a morbid longing for micheal jacksons atachments through the inflamation of his nipples.
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A large, violent monkey with a disposition for smelling horribly. Can be found in the wild or in Vervain Street
"The large Jub Jub attempted to hump the Jew"
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Jub Jub
A sugar coated gelatine candy in fruity flavors, popular in Trinidad
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The popular third world game whereby a stick is used to push a tyre or hoop around the shanty town or dump. Variations include head to head jub jub, where players race at breakneck speed around the mud hut or red cross aid wagon. The sport came under the media spotlight in 1989 when the first ever "no holds barred" contest ended in disaster for players Winston and Easter Djemba Djemba, Brother and sister tag team from Brixton, collided at more than 200km/h in the well known "chicken" situation. Another common variation is where jub jub is played on a minefield, although this practice is neither condoned or endorsed by the Jub jub international sports society (JISS). Jub jub was played by Jesus of Nazareth in around 12AD. It is not good practice for players to be buggered stupid by members of the Pagans or Goths, or indeed any other confused anarchic perverted wierdheads.
"Hey, come play jub jub, Mandela."