Jubilous Juice

What is Jubilous Juice?


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A beverage hand-crafted by Sir Joe Volzer, consisting of the following ingredients:

1 2-liter of Squirt Citrus Soda

1 gallon of Fruit Punch

1 bottle of some ghetto 151

Triple Sec to taste

Mix in a Styrofoam container, serve.

"I was so drunk by the time JV made Jubilous Juice, I managed to drop two cups consecutively!"

See juice, drink, party, drunk


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