What is Juddfest?
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popular music festival, first created by The Judd, in 1812BC. a rictualistic event where the Judd tickles every naked nipple. anyone who declines this offer of love shall have their nipple removed and spanked until death.
A villager: "i don't want my fucking nipple tickled"
The Judd: "thats what the Juddfest is all about"
conclusion: The villager was found nippleless and a red raw arse - dead. the one and only juddfest lives on.
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