Jude Law

What is Jude Law?


1.

Great British actor who nails every performance down. Like Johnny Depp, he's a terrific actor who's attracting too many idiot, MTV-influenced girls who only like him only for his looks rather than talent.

His well-known movies/performances are; The Talented Mr. Ripley, Road to Perdition, Closer, eXisTenz, Cold Mountain, A.I. etc.

Jude Law is a great actor. I maybe a heterosexual male, but I ain't gonna lie, he's a handsome bastard!

See Kyle

2.

Actor, more often than not plays charming caddish types who turn out to be total bastards but he's just so damn pretty you love him anyway...

Check out the full sidal/backal nudity in films like Wilde, Closer etc...

3.

Handsome, sexy actor who has an ugly nanny fetish.

Girl 1: *after reading tabloid* "Jude Law cheated on Sienna Miller with THAT??!"

Girl 2: "She's so FUGLY with those beady little eyes and plain-looking features. She'd make Paris Hilton look good!"

See hottie, cad, skank, man whore

4.

SEXY MAMA!!

not only a great actor, but the sexiest man alive!

what more can you ask for?

movies include:

-the closer

-the aviator

-AI

-road to perdition

-cold mountain

-the holiday

-gattaca

-wilde

-slueth

ect ect ect

~2 oscar nominations~

*daughter reads tabloid on jude law cheating on sienna miller*

"I want to be his nanny someday!"

See sex, handsome, beautiful, talented, gorgeous

5.

Generally good actor, flopped a bit in Alfie but it was a shite movie anyway so he didnt have a lot to work with. cheated on sienna miller, fiancee, with the nanny.

yeh ok, he is quite cute too

6.

When you cheat on someone with the help.

Oh my god you did a Jude Law.

Yes, I did just penetrate my nanny.

See jude, law, nanny, fuck, fucker, cheater, cheating, cheat

7.

a cheating bastard that doesn't deserve sienna miller.

also an adj - to cheat one your fiance and ruin everything

jude law is such an ass.

adj:

- bob's mom: why aren't u n mary gettin married?

- bob: i jude lawed it.


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