Judeo-christmas

What is Judeo-christmas?

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When diaspora Jews celebrate Christmas by omitting all references to baby Jesus, etc., leaving only the fun pagan stuff: trees, presents, songs, TV specials, egg nog, etc....

Q: "Hey Seth, why does your family have a Christmas tree? You're so assimilated!"

A: "Back off, Ari. It's Judeo-Christmas. We had Chanukah too. Don't be all super-Jew with me."

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