What is Judge Joe Brown?
1.
verb-to be
bobby: when my dad finds out i wrecked his car he's gonna judge joe brown me for hours.
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2.
When you are having anal sex with a girl, pull out your dick, take off the shitty condom and put it under her nose as a mustache. You then "gavel" her forehead with your dick.
I didn't know that she was that freaky in bed till she asked for a Judge Joe Brown.
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