Judge's Gavel

What is Judge's Gavel?


1.

when a woman has your bean bag in her mouth and you're banging your johnson against her forehead (i.e. pounding the gavel), when you're getting ready to bust a nut, yell out "Case Closed!" or "Here Comes the Judge!"

Variations include tossing your chowder in her eye (or ear) and shouting "Case Dismissed!" or pulling out early and shouting "I Find You in Contempt!" before flipping her over and performing the bobsled.

I was pounding the judge's gavel with Vanessa last night and at the last second I stopped short, shouted "Here Comes the Judge!" and then made an egg-white omelet for her.

See Judge

2.

Hammer used by judges.

The judge's gavel was banged by the judge, who was yelling "ORDER! ORDER"!

See hammer, judge, gavel, court, law

3.

Immediately following a very loud orgasm missionary style, pull out and smack your member a few times on her vagina shouting "order in the court!". Works best with moaners and screamers.

My girl came so hard last night, I had to pull out my judge's gavel.

See hammer time, drop the hammer, dicksmack


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