Juggaho

What is Juggaho?


1.

a dumbass fucking poser who wants to be a juggalo, so they go out and buy all the pyschopathic records in one day and say that they are a juggalo

he just bought all those cd's last night; he's just a juggaho

2.

the Juggalo word for FUCKING POSER

these sorry fuckers pretend to be down with the clown to be "cool"

not gender oriented

juggahoe and juffalo are just 2 terms meaniong the same thing

This music for a selected few...not fuckin JUGGAHOES

See Munkey

3.

although i am an extremely open minded person, and i say let anyone be who they wanna be, i have met some dumb ass people in my life that says they are juggalos but when we talk about it, they dont know shit; a bitch ass who claims to be down but really dont know shit about any of it

this bitch i know says that shes a juggalette because her ex boyfriend was a juggalo and she fucked him and that makes her a juggalette...i got one thing to say: bitch you dont know shit and you aint a juggalo

4.

A fake, superficial fan of ICP/Psychopathic Records. A bitch-ass mark with no loyalties and no priorities.

That mutha facku Shane ain't nuttin' but a fuckin' fake-ass Juggaho!

See Aintyo Bidness

5.

The "clever" modification to the term "Juggalo".

See where they went with that?

Instead of Jugga~LO, something anyone with self respect would take pride in, and not a totally retarded thing to be called,

(hold on. It gets more complicated, so pay attention. Because just when you think they're gonna go one way, POW!)

they say Jugga~HO.... which totally turns it into something stupid.

Like all of a sudden, you think: Hey! I just got insulted! I was going for Jugga~LO and they totally blew my mind and said Jugga~HO! Haha!...heh, It totally sounded like Juggalo until the end of the word! I was totally OWNED!

That's right,

Now, through the magic of wordplay only previously attainable by the scathing rapier-wit of a second grade playground fight, the once majestic title of Juggalo has now become the most degrading of insults, absolutely unlike the way it was before

....not stupid.

I hereby cite the case of Pot vs. Kettle in the infamous "You're black" hearings of 1604-now.

and

The case of puke vs. shit in the now heavily publicized "You stink" trial of 1973.

HATCHITZ_334:

yall just a juggaho ill fuck ur moms dick and lauph while i kill u wit my hatchit held hi!!!11!

Me:

...So, does this mean that I don't get to paint my face like a twit, hang out with a group of pot smokers with a full set of teeth and odd number of toes between them, listen to two grown men dressed like fools, rhyme poorly about a magical circus of retards who judge people based on some idiotic pseudo-religion who's tenets are primarily scribed in the liner notes of a handful of CDs!?!

JuggaletteJenny13:

You know, just because some juggalos (READ: 90%) are illiterate morons doesn't mean there isn't a genius juggalo out there.

(who gets off on such brilliant lyrics like "Bitch you's a ho, and ho you's a bitch. Everybody knows that you's a funky bitch." or "You're the ugliest bitch I know, but I'd still fuck you, red neck ho." or "Great Milenko gave me three wishes, that night I fucked three fat bitches!)

See juggalo, irony, pot, kettle, black

6.

Someone who cames to be down with Psychopathic Records, but does not follow the philosophies of the Dark Carnival

Someone who turns his back on his friends for a bitch

Someone who bumps Eminem back-to-back with ICP

7.

Somebody who thinks that just because they have more ICP tshirts than everyone else and have heard a couple ICP songs they are down with the clown. Typically, anyone who is a self-proclaimed juggalo. If you really were a juggalo, you wouldn't go around telling everyone about it. Ninjas stick to the underground. Juggahoes are posers and wannabes, and only listen to ICP just because their friends do or so they can "fit in", not because they actually like the band or can name the Six Joker's Cards. Calling someone a "juggaho" is not based on their gender.

That bitch is such a juggaho he's wearing a Carnival of Carnage tshirt but doesn't know which Joker's card that is.

See down with the clown, juggalo, icp, juffalo, ninja


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