What is Juggahoe?
1.
a fake ass bitch who trys to be down wit ICP but only knows like 2 songs
Let's go wigsplit that motherfucking juggahoe
2.
fake ass wannabe
I dispise how you tryin to perpatrate like a juggalo, but you ant down mutha fucka yous a juggahoe
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Someone who doesn't know what it truely means to be a juggalo. They may talk shit about family (fellow juggalos) for something they wear, how they look, how they talk, ect. Or maybe if they are somehow insulted by what another family member says they won't make an effort to work it out or even try to ignore it and start saying shit right back. If you truelly are against another juggalo or suspect they are in fact a juggahoe keep it to yourself and stay away from that individual. Remeber that a juggalo shouldn't give a fuck about what anyone says (or just not give a fuck in general). A juggahoe will not help family in desperate time of need. Juggalos are no pussies most of them have been hardened emotionally, or in some cases just went plain crazy, and sometimes physically hardened as well, from their past and can "kick ass" if strongly disired, weather it be with family or solo. The hillbilly slaughter fest is over too btw, psychopathic has Boodox now (I saw the whole hillbilly hater shit as just another form of biggotry anyways.) One more thing to you juggalos out there... Completelly idolizing psychopathic prolly isn't the best thing. It's prolly better to try and spend more of that time chilling with the homies in your local area if possible. (but that's just my speculation) There's alot more to this but I don't wanna spent weeks explaining it all. Sorry, peace, and MMFWCL!
New juggalo: See that juggalo over there? I think he's a juggahoe!
Down ass juggalo: Man just don't fuck with him. If they claim to be down they're "fam"... He just gotta learn more juggaloism or smoke some more of the ganja when listening to the underground, it's his own loss if his ass don't even try. As Gweedo once said "Juggalo's fighting over who's more down is just strait up bullshit."
New juggalo: (Now knowing more majick of juggaloism) Damn looks like I gotta do some research or some shit.
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People who live in the mainstream world of rap who only try to be down with ICP just because they heard of them on Radio, Tv, Commercials,etc "Fuck Mainstream"
Juggahoe overheard by Juggalo
Juggahoe: oh my god this is an awesome song by ICP. I wonder If they'll Play this as a Music Video on MTV? I don't like the cursing Though
Juggalo yelling: You are a dumbass Juggahoe! Why do you think they don't go on Radio or MTV.
Juggahoe: Idunno, Why
Juggalo yelling: Because It's people like you always fucking up our underground family asshole.
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somebody who wants to be a juggalo but dont know shit about the fam, the carnival, and the path to shangri la, there just bitch ass fuckers that dont know shit tryin to fit in, it dont make any sense though because me and my juggalos are all outcasts and we DONT fit it and we DONT die
jhmember123@yahoo, fuckin juggalos, ill kill you all
rileyrajala123@yahoo (juggahoe) man im not a juggalo dont come kill me, (5 seconds later to other yahoo member "im the most down ass juggalo youll ever see, fuck all haters)
robganzbrown123@yahoo (juggahoe) IM NOT A JUGGALO jhmember123 PLEASE DONT COME KILL ME I PROMISE ILL BE YOUR BITCH FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE (5 seconds later to juggalo ill kill any hater out there, fuck it there is no god)
tonyseaberg123@yahoo (juggahoe) OMG DONT KILL ME IM SO SCARED WHAT CAN I DO ?!?!? MMMOOOOOOOMMMMYYYY!!!!!
juggalo420srh@yahoo (me, real motha facko) haha, come try and kill me bitch, im down with the clown till im dead in the ground, as long as i keep an open mind and follow the path to shangri la, stay loyal to my family, and follow the carnival, there is nothing you can do to kill me or even hurt me, cuz WICKED CLOWNS NEVER DIE, you gotta problem with me or my family solve it in reality not over the internet, MMFWCL to all my homies out there
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a fake juggalo whore, thast gay.
dude ur such a juggahoe go fuckin die.
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a dumb ass bitch that trys to be a juggalo but ends up droppin out of the family and becomes a 9 to 5 dumb ass pussy bitch... if u dont paint ur face at least afew times and throw it up alot in a year then i say ur a dumb bitch that wishes they could be a real juggalo
1.if u listen to icp for a month then stop
2.if everyone around u says ur a juggahoe and u stop listening to icp because of it
3.if u haven't painted ur face at least once a year for however long u have been a juggalo
4.if u dont addmit to being a juggalo when u r asked
5.if u r not one of the people that say "fuck ya i am a juggalo"
6.if u have ever even spent the night in a mansion "10 un-used rooms or more" then ur a juggahoe
7.if u have never even seen a faygo ur a juggaho
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