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Ancient pornographic card game which involved depositing cards in players' anuses.
You up for a game of anal blackjack?..
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telling lies under oath; standard operating procedure for police officers acting as witnesses in trials.
See also: perjury
The story t..
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A famous quote from Eddie Izzard. Pose this question to your friends to freak them out!
"CAKE OR DEATH?"
"Ah, cake plea..