What is Jughead?
1.
(n) A person who acts below normal intelligence
You're such a jughead!
2.
One of the best, if not THE best character, of the Archie comic series. Jughead Jones has an insatiable appetite, and refuses to get a girlfriend, although he has on occasion fallen for female companions. Has the ability to walk with his eyes closed, and actually causes intense distress to do otherwise. Best friends with Archie Andrews.
I prefer to read Jughead's digests, rather than any of the others, cuz it's cooler, and more fun.
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3.
someone who is late in getting or hard to wake up. someone who likes to lounge around for most of the day with no serious intention of doing much else
its already 2 pm, get up already!
shut up, im tired
youre such a jughead, youve already been sleeping for more than 10 hours!
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4.
Noun. A penis whose crown is larger in girth than the rest of its shaft circumference.
My jughead was hard to get in Katy last night.
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