Juice Dooker Edit Meaning

1.

(jüs dü-ker)

Noun-

A human stool(feces) that looks as if it were ran through a juicer.

Verb-

The act of pushing out human stoolthat looks as if it were run through a juicer.

A juice dooker, unlike diarrhea, has the semi unified consistency of soft serveice cream. Some juice dookers will have a modicum of partial solids, which may or may not spurt at random intervals during the process of defecation. Not to be confused with a Juicy Duce.

Example 1:

Michael Jackson (MJ): “What’s up Khan? Why is your face all frowned up like that man? Are you feeling okay?”

V. M. Khan: “I’m alright Michael Jackson, but I feel sorry for the toilet I fill with this juice dooker I been brewing.”

MJ: “You nasty Khan.”

V. M. Khan: ”…let me hold a million till next month.”

Example 2:

{In public men’s room}

MJ: “Oh! Oh no! Uh, hi Khan…”

V. M. Khan: “…What the f*** Michael Jackson? What are you doing?”

MJ: “Well, Bubbles fixed me pancakes and eggs, (grunt) and I guess monkey hygiene isn’t up to human standards. I was trying to hold it, but…”

V. M. Khan: “Dude, you couldn’t make it to the stall before you started pushing out that juice dooker!? …Let me hold a million till next week.”

See dookie, shit, crap, anal, leakage, seepage, ooze, discharge, ass, buttocks