Juice Newton

What is Juice Newton?


1.

A country/pop singer, best known for her cover of the song "Angel of the Morning".

Dude 1: Who was that chick who sang "Angel of the Morning", anyway?

Dude 2: You're probably thinking of Juice Newton.

See juice, newton, singer, country, pop

2.

Typical after a night of drinking when your stool is looser than Paris Hilton and comes out all juicy.

I had a Kenny Rogers going and lost, resulting in a Juice Newton.

See shart, loose stool, juicy, paris hilton

3.

someone that is stupid, or a stupid act that was committed

"jessica is such a juice newton" or "oh i ran a stop sign today got a ticket. i can't believe i pulled a juice newton"


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