Juice Newton

What is Juice Newton?

A country/pop singer, best known for her cover of the song "Angel of the Morning".

Dude 1: Who was that chick who sang "Angel of the Morning", anyway?

Dude 2: You're probably thinking of Juice Newton.

See juice, newton, singer, country, pop

Typical after a night of drinking when your stool is looser than Paris Hilton and comes out all juicy.

I had a Kenny Rogers going and lost, resulting in a Juice Newton.

See shart, loose stool, juicy, paris hilton

someone that is stupid, or a stupid act that was committed

"jessica is such a juice newton" or "oh i ran a stop sign today got a ticket. i can't believe i pulled a juice newton"

Kiotl

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Underarm

1. The soft pocket of skin beneath the shoulder that joins the inner part of the arm to the body. The pretty girl's underarms were so..

Hard 40

1. tramp with huge fake tits, rendered from grapefruit-sized silicone clumps skank was mean, with a hard 40 and snake juice in her good ey..

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