What is Juice Newton?
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A country/pop singer, best known for her cover of the song "Angel of the Morning".
Dude 1: Who was that chick who sang "Angel of the Morning", anyway?
Dude 2: You're probably thinking of Juice Newton.
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Typical after a night of drinking when your stool is looser than Paris Hilton and comes out all juicy.
I had a
Kenny Rogers going and lost, resulting in a Juice Newton.
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someone that is stupid, or a stupid act that was committed
"jessica is such a juice newton" or "oh i ran a stop sign today got a ticket. i can't believe i pulled a juice newton"
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That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake.
"It took an OHNO-Second to realize ..
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A fat girl's vagina;
see dickbucket.
e.g.
Rosie O'Donald's 'alleged' cooch.
(talking to herself): "W..
