What is Juice Newton?
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A country/pop singer, best known for her cover of the song "Angel of the Morning".
Dude 1: Who was that chick who sang "Angel of the Morning", anyway?
Dude 2: You're probably thinking of Juice Newton.
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Typical after a night of drinking when your stool is looser than Paris Hilton and comes out all juicy.
I had a
Kenny Rogers going and lost, resulting in a Juice Newton.
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someone that is stupid, or a stupid act that was committed
"jessica is such a juice newton" or "oh i ran a stop sign today got a ticket. i can't believe i pulled a juice newton"
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one who has sex in the anus thus blocking farts
damnit cletus stop being a fucking queer ass fart blocker
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A girl who is buttaz but spreadable, in that although she is facially unattractive (buttaz), she makes up for it with a body so good you..
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To be so keen for something the use of 6 whole syllables can permitted.
"You wanna go get pissed? I hear the brewery are having an..
