What is Juicy Duce?
1.
(jüs-ee düs)
Noun-
Large solid mass of human
Verb-
The act of a large solid mass of human stool (feces) sliding with ease through the colon, rectum, inner anal sphincter, outer anal sphincter, and anus seemingly under its own power without need for pushing or sphincter constriction.
The surface of a juicy duce, while out of bowl water, appears exceedingly shiny as if coated with Crisco or sprayed with Pam. Once the juicy duce submerges into the bowl water, a mucus film can be seen separating from its smoothly rounded crags and knobs.
Example 1:
Michael Jackson (MJ ): “Whew! I sure am glad I’m done with thatjuice dooker . UsuallyBubbles ’ hands are cleaner, but I guess he really got me this time.”
V. M. Khan: “I can’t believe I just watch you
shit all over the men’s room floor Michael Jackson!”
MJ: “Oh, what? That? That was nothing, you should have seen the size of the juicy duce I took when Bubbles gave me his home made
Quiche !”
V. M. Khan: “…Let me hold onto a million till next month”
Example 2:
MJ: “Hey Khan, you want in on this feces flinging fight me and Bubbles are having?”
V. M. Khan: “…Shit yeah! Take this Michael Jackson!”
MJ: “Ouch! That was deceptively solid Khan! How did you get it out so fast?”
V. M. Khan: “That’s the power of the juicy duce… let me hold a million till next week.”
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2.
fingering a girl with your middle and ring finger... after getting your fingers nice and juicy slap her with the same two phalanges in the face across and then with the back hand.
Daniel was fingering this bitch on my couch and after he noticed his fingers were very moist... he sat up and said Juicy DUCE... and proceeded to slap Mary across the face and then backhanding her...!
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