Juicy Martini

What is Juicy Martini?

An extremely sweet-talking, hot and sexy (yet intelligent) Italian-American man with a very large lower region and hips that are faster than Nascar.

He oozes sex-appeal from every cell in his body and any woman who crosses his path can't help but fall madly in love with him.

He is the masturbation material for *many*.

"God I really need my world rocked tonight, I think it's time for a juicy Martini!"

See juicy, martini, italian, sexy, nascar

100

Vagantic

1. Enormous, very large, so large as to be likened to a whore's vagina, whorey, slutty, and hollowed out. The biggest possible. Gender..

Relaxibating

1. the purest of relaxation, goes along with a "no worries" mentality. i cant wait till summer, i will be relaxibating everyday...

W-----------------------

1. (glyph). A vampire sperm smiley. A: Quick, cover your neck! Look out for that sperm! B: Huh? What sperm? (w)--- < Spl..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Juicy Martini Edit Meaning