Juicy Martini

What is Juicy Martini?


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An extremely sweet-talking, hot and sexy (yet intelligent) Italian-American man with a very large lower region and hips that are faster than Nascar.

He oozes sex-appeal from every cell in his body and any woman who crosses his path can't help but fall madly in love with him.

He is the masturbation material for *many*.

"God I really need my world rocked tonight, I think it's time for a juicy Martini!"

See juicy, martini, italian, sexy, nascar


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