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The most horrible thing ever. Worse than genocide, fat people and ex-in-laws COMBINED. Words fail to accurately define the horribleness ..
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when a man is fingering a woman, he accidentally pops her cherry...hard. Making her bleed until she almost dies and then finding out tha..
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The noise that one makes when smacking one's lips while sleeping
Friend 1: Mchkhkmkmkkhkmmm
Friend 2: Shut the fuck up (gets pill..