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A colon goalie is someone who does NOT like to have anal sex.
Guy 1: Hey man, are you a colon goalie?
Guy 2: No way dude!
Guy 1: Haha..
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a pakistani's parking ticket
Pakistani - wheres my ticket
Cop - *hands him his ticket* - heres your paki ticket
See paki, ticket..