Juliet Joslin

What is Juliet Joslin?

1.

Juliet Joslin is the wife of sex god Julian Casablancas, lead singer of The Strokes. Their marriage sparked aggression and depression in many a fan, as they questioned why Julian didn't, in fact, marry someone much more attractive like themselves. The sickening similarities between their names, mimicking perfection, and the SEX GOD marries common band manager idea are just some of the contributions resulting in fans being pushed over the edge, making her possibly the most hated celebrity spouse of today.

Oh my god, i hate Juliet Joslin, i thought Julian was going to marry ME!

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Juliet Joslin, now Juliet Casablancas, is the manager of NYC-based rock band The Strokes and wife of Strokes lead singer Julian Casablancas. The two wed February 5, 2005.

"Man, I'm so jealous of Juliet Joslin for snagging Julian Casablancas!"

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