What is Julio?
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Ju-li-o One whom is born to embody the essence of coolness. Slang; one who is exceptionally acceptable; satisfactory. An almost godly cool-figure taken from geek mythology. Originated from the original Julio Alva; circa 1979. Also see "
Man, that Richard swears he's a friggin' Julio, what with his fancy Armani shoes and Gucci sweaters.
Hey dumbass, you need to stop going to the gym or people might think you're trying to be a Julio.
No one is dating my kid sister lest the Almighty Julio himself ride from the heavens and ask for her hand.
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A master of everything and everyone. When the gods created man, they made Adam(putz) and then they redefined man by creating Julio.
A god among peons.
Julio Pwnd all. The end.
3.
a kid who is amazing at everything he does
Superman? You mean Julio.
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4.
also "july"
cool
Darnell: I got tickets to the game.
Darnell's friend: Julio!
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One who never quits
girl-hey are you quitting track?
Julio-NO JULIO NEVER QUITS
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6.
A type of hobo, or breed, that is very smelly. They usually have nubs for arms and legs.
(Do not use this for school work!)
Look at that Julio, we should help her get across the street since her nubs are not working!
Hobos can be smelly, for example the breed Julio is very foul.
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A name you give a person that is always there, and will never go. It can be a good or bad term, depending on the situation. A "Julio" will usually get his way out of sticking situations by playing the race card.
Drunk Redneck: "Get back here you dumb son of a bitch!"
Julio: "Me no speaky English."
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