What is Julius Caesar?
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The most gangster ruler of everyone's favorite Ancient civilization, Rome.
Said to have been killed on the Ides of March (March 15th) by a coup put together by Brutus and Cassius.
And they are now on the bottom layer of hell getting eaten by satan, as said by Dante's Inferno.
Julius Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered"
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Perhaps one of the most misunderstood rulers of the ancient world. As polarizing today as perhaps in ancient times.
Julius Caesar began his early life by fleeing the City of Rome when then Dictator Sulla asked for his death. A compromise was made and Caesar was allowed to return.
His campaigns as a Roman General are some of the greatest triumphs in Military History.
From His conquering of Gaul (modern day France)and Britain to his Consulship along side his rival Pompey Magnus, Caesar was well known and popular with the people of the Republic.
When he was assassinated by the Senate, history was repeating itself as the Roman Senate had already accomplished the same with several other rulers. This in itself may have been the reason the Republic fell and the Roman Empire began.
Julius Caesar was popular among the Roman Plebeians.
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The act of a small boy propelling grapes out of his anus into a the mouth of a receiving male with extreme strength.
Dude did you see the velocity on that kid's julius caesar?! it practically bruised mircea's throat!
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1. (v) The act of suprise attacking someone with an extreme advantage in numbers with any type of weapon, from fists to guns.
Kid1: Hey what happened to Jim?
Kid2: Oh didn't you hear? Some kids pulled a Julius Caesar on his ass.
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The love and delight of the human race
Julius Caesar was the most distinguised man of Roman History.
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The head of a roman faction, the house of julii who took most of the world and also took rome away from the senate.
Veni Vidi Vici
I came, I saw, I conqoured
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