Julius Kessler

What is Julius Kessler?


1.

The Greatest fucking beverage in the World

"Well guys I feel like a pimp, I just drank a fifth El Julius Kessler."

After those shots of Julius Kessler I feel ready to beat my woman....like a true red-blooded American.

Julius...it enlarges the cock.

See great, drink, whiskey, jesus, bro


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