July 3rd

What is July 3rd?


1.

Jumping the gun and celebrating too much the night before a celebration then being too hungover to attend.

Host: "We missed you at the bbq, where were you?"

Loser: "I totally July 3rded it and could not get out of bed all day"

See hangover, july, party, drinking


18

Random Words:

1. usually a woman who wears really tight pants, is obsessed with her body, and has a speech impediment. Kateri- "i want you slung on..
1. The utter lack of interest that ensues shortly after downloading numerous, mind-numbingly worthless apps for an iPhone or similar "..
1. 1. the most amazing intercourse that there is no way on God's green earth that it's just sex. 2. wild, hot, out of this world..