July 3rd

What is July 3rd?

Jumping the gun and celebrating too much the night before a celebration then being too hungover to attend.

Host: "We missed you at the bbq, where were you?"

Loser: "I totally July 3rded it and could not get out of bed all day"

See hangover, july, party, drinking

Schwammy

1. the sweet love box; the area between a girl's thighs. She wasn't wearing any panties and you could totally see her schwammy...

Zero-day

1. A term used to describe distribution or release of digital media (such as software, video or music) before it is sold in stores or befor..

Your Mom's Pie

1. An insult of such incredible, nonsensical idiocy that it's normally used as a barb for the beginning of a larger, meaner insult. It..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

July 3rd Edit Meaning