July 3rd

What is July 3rd?


1.

Jumping the gun and celebrating too much the night before a celebration then being too hungover to attend.

Host: "We missed you at the bbq, where were you?"

Loser: "I totally July 3rded it and could not get out of bed all day"

See hangover, july, party, drinking


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