July 18th Edit Meaning

1. Spontaneous erection resulting from tedious inactivity (ie. long car trips, chick flick type movies, etc.) I had to have a lady friend ..

1. Travel to exotic and/or expensive locations solely for the purpose of bragging about it when one returns home. Elroy just got back from..

1. Self-deceptive warm feelings for a dubious lover. Everybody else knows he's a jerk loser; she married him on an oxytocin high See..