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a delusional impulse while video chatting with someone.
While videochatting with Yvonne, she went to the bathroom. I had the videlusion..
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a nipple that is so big that it could open a banana
Look at her shes got massive monkey toes she could open bananas with those.
See mo..
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Morbid fear of that last crucial copy of your CV/ resumebeing ruined by a splatter of melting ice cream.
Serious case of glacicurricula..