Jum Cream

What is Jum Cream?

A creamy white substance that oozes from Jumbie's dong-gor when Holdsy touches it softly... with his nose.

HAHAHA! Look at ole Holdsmobile with all the Jum Cream on his forehead!!!

Unormous

1. Ultra size. Bigger than ginormous or good old enormous. My ex-wife's sister's butt is really unormous. It doesn't matc..

One Hell Of A Gobbed Up Mess

1. adj. - term used to describe the inevitable outcome of any home improvement project involving painting, caulking, foam insulating, grout..

Nonlinear Catastrophic Structural Exasperation

1. The sudden, unexplainable, transition of wood, metal, plastic, concrete into an explosive state. Example: OH NOES!! MY DESK IS SUFFERIN..

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